“I’m looking at your pictures, and I can tell that you and I are going to be an item, and it’s going to look like we’re hiding each other from the world because we “keep our relationships private” so your significant other never meets everyone but not in a ‘side dude/chick’ kind of way. Just, nobody knows what you look like, but they know you’re with her.
“Okay, that sounds a lot like ‘side dude/chick’ kind of stuff lol.
“And you don’t even sleep on the first date. Like, I know I probably will never end up sleeping with you, despite the fact that you very much want to sleep with me. But you feel like you’re hiding me without wanting to hide me, but the urge to keep your life completely private- like not having a banking account vibe- is strong with you. Hey! Same. I totally get it.
“But seriously, you and I should just end up sleeping with each other soon lol. Because as cocky as this sounds I know we both want each other in the same way. Don’t roll your eyes at me lol I know it because you fuck with dudes who look like me heavy, dude. Like, deadass, just make it happen, yo.
“It’s on you boo lol”
–This would have been sent to someone I just started talking to on OKCupid. I’ve been fucking up royally with “potentials” sending shit like this. You’re (killing yourself) Smalls! Not just on OKCupid, but POF and Twitter, too. I am so goddamn embarrassed with myself. You don’t even know them, and you decided to not even bat instead of throwing up your own pitches for her to catch. You’re not this kind of idiot. You don’t even look like one who could get away with kind of crazy talk. What are you doing?!…
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